Friday, August 30, 2013

You might be a ho if you want sex with 100,000 men

I think I'll pass on this one. But good for her loving men and sex.

Ania Lisewska, Polish Woman, Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men

The Huffington Post
By David Moye

It's good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she said, according to the Austrian Times. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she's had sex with 284 men, according to and didn't let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

He told the Polish language website he was "not thrilled" with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and "had to come to terms" with it.

Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.

The story raises eyebrows for a number of reasons. First, Lisewska's website isn't working properly except for the front page.

In addition, she has not responded to media requests.

Then there is the nature of the quest itself. Having sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each would take a person more than 3.8 years -- and that's only if they went at it day and night without breaks for sleep, food or personal hygiene.

Lisewska claims she is planning her sexual encounters to take place on weekends, which would stretch out the time frame considerably -- up to nearly 20 years, according to one Polish website.

Another reason to be skeptical: Many of the media stories about Lisewska suggest she is attempting to get her erotic efforts recognized by Guinness World Records. The organization has never adjudicated sexually-oriented records.

Lisewska is now claiming to be the victim of foul play on her Facebook page. She claims it was hacked by someone who posted she had AIDS, which she denied by posting test results on the page.

Sext images sent to wrong people by Android freaks

Just when you think, "I've never had so much fun with a telephone or camera, what a great idea to merge the two...hey my phone is covered in pussyjuice...COOL!"

The following nightmares have NOT been fixed as of Summer 2013, because they happened to me this week. Selfie porn (MMS images) of females with O-face sexted to family members is never a good thing!!! Thanks to Amazon for selling this POS without a warning label that it cannot be trusted to send sacred text messages. At least I hadn't sent the hardcore XXX yet! You'd think Rep Anthony Weiner would've been all over legisation to fix this -- guess he's too busy sexting his penis to teen interns again.

Android still has horrible text messaging bugs that'll get you fired, busted, or otherwise embarrassed

By Chris Ziegler posted Dec 31st, 2010

Pardon us if the headline is a little sensational, but this is one that we've personally experienced -- and it's not pretty. For at least the last couple versions, Android has been plagued with a couple extremely serious bugs in its text messaging subsystem that can ultimately end up causing you to text the wrong contact -- even contacts that you've never texted before. There appear to be a few failure modes; the one we definitely experience on the Gingerbread-powered Nexus S involves being routed to the wrong thread when you tap it either in the Notifications list or the master thread list in the Messaging application, so if you don't notice, you'll end up firing a message to the wrong person.

More seriously, though, there's also an open issue in Android's bug tracking system -- inexplicably marked "medium" priority -- where sent text messages can appear to be in the correct thread and still end up being sent to another contact altogether. In other words, unless you pull up the Message Details screen after the fact, you might not even know the grievous act you've committed until your boss, significant other, or best friend -- make that former best friend -- texts you back. There seem to have been some attempts on Google's part over the year to fix it; we can't confirm that it still happens in 2.3, but for what it's worth, the issue hasn't been marked resolved in Google Code... and it was opened some six months ago.

This is akin to an alarm clock that occasionally won't go off (we've been there) or a car that randomly won't let you turn the steering wheel -- you simply cannot have a phone that you can't trust to communicate with the right people. It's a deal-breaker. We're pretty shocked that these issues weren't tied up and blasted to all affected phones as an over-the-air patch months ago, but whatever the reason, we'd like to see Google, manufacturers, and carriers drop every other Android update they're working on and make sure this is completely resolved immediately.

Want to see this fixed as much as we do? Scroll to the bottom of the Google Code page and hit "Vote for this issue and get email change notifications."

Update: So Google's changed the priority of the bug to "critical," which we'd say is a solid start. They're also asking people to simply star the bug rather than commenting on it -- unless you've got constructive information to add that might help them reproduce the problem, of course. Thanks, everyone!


Bug in Android SMS system sending messages to random contacts

by Dustin Karnes on Dec 31st 2010

Well, well, well… this is certainly interesting. According to the Android developers forum, there is a bug in the Android SMS system that may end up sending your text messages to random contacts in your address book. The issue, apparently, has been ongoing for the past 6 months or so, and is being listed by the development team as a “priority: medium” issue. It looks like the issue, specifically, is that you compose a message, and tell Android to send it to contact A, but the system will send it instead to a random contact.

Be sure to hit the break for a log of these issues. Have you had any problems like this? Be sure to let us know in the comments.

Jun 28, 2010:

Device: Nexus One. One day old. Updated to 2.2 FRF50

Default Android Messaging Application.
No apps installed.

- Send SMS message to RecipientA.
- Message appears to be successfully sent to RecipientA.
- RecipientX receives message.
- ‘View Message Details’ in RecipientA thread, shows ‘To’ field as being RecipientX’s MSISDN (phone number).

Has occurred multiple times on this device now.

Interestingly, has never occured on my other Nexus running the same FRF50 build.

Jul 09, 2010:

This just occurred again on FRF91. Suck.

SMS was sent to recipient who there had been no contact with and no threads in messaging.

Sep 13, 2010:

This issue is way more widespread than what is respresented here, please review the comments at this page, where users are very detailed in reporting the issues they are experiencing.

My personal experiences:

Text being sent to unintended recipient, when responding to an existing conversation(text). Unintended recipient is NOT someone I have ever sent a text to previously. The 2 contacts in question do not have any similarities in the digits of their numbers, other than the area code.

I have 763 messages in my inbox, 782 in the outbox

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Sep 15, 2010:

Cross posting with my post from the Google Help Forums:

My steps to replicate are as below. Seems to be pretty consistent that the message sent in step 09 will go to a random contact; in my limited testing, it usually goes to the number involved at steps 05 and 06.

01) Stop Messaging App.
02) Clear Messaging App data
03) Access messaging app, send messages.
04) Establish messages were sent to correct addresses.
05) Send message to a number not in your contacts.
06) Reply from the number not in your contacts (I haven’t established if this is a required step yet)
07) Read reply, don’t delete thread.
08) Send SMS to your device, from another device that is in your contacts.
09) Reply to SMS.
10) Check message details of your sent message.
11) Repeat steps 08-10 a couple of times.
A factor in this, is I think it might only be short numbers that cause this issue.
I’m using my banks automated SMS service (880).

This would explain why it happens when people have facebook/twitter SMS notifications enabled.

I’ll debug it all properly on the weekend when I have some time.

Oct 05, 2010:

This issue is listed as “Priority-Medium”, I think this is totally wrong. For a phone send messages to the wrong person may be very harmful to the user as a human. This just means the phone cannot be trusted anymore. How to bump up the priority?

Oct 05, 2010:

I have experienced this problem a few times. And I do not have facebook or twitter on my phone either. It’s actually a relatively new phone (Samsung Vibrant). To list this issue as “medium” is a gross understatement. This is much worse than iphone’s drop call problem. And there is no pattern in picking the wrong recipient. I actually think it’s an OS lag issue. Last time it happened I caught it before it sent the SMS (because in my SMS window I saw the wrong recipient showing on top, while I was in a thread window with someone else) and I let the phone sit for a few minutes. When I went back to my thread window, the correct recipient name was at the top once again.

Dec 23, 2010:

Android Phones Play “Chat-Roulette” With Your Text Messages I have always been a big fan of Google Android phones. Sure the user interface may not be as polished as the iPhone. I admit the Exchange support might not be as tightly integrated as it is on the Blackberry. But, I’m a geek and I’m willing to put up with some annoyances as a trade-off for speed and flexibility and customization. And I’m not alone. Market researchers Canalys and NPD Group both recently published reports stating Android was running on > 40% of all smart phones in the United States. It would seem Android is destined for dominance. Except somewhere along the way, Google seems to have forgotten first and foremost Android phones need to be phones. And that is why I’m seriously considering making the move to Blackberry or Windows Phone 7. For the last six months now I’ve been dealing with a huge flaw that makes my phone unusable for SMS texting. From what I’ve been able to tell using analytics provided by Google’s developer site, as many as 77% of Android phone users are at risk of having their text messages sent to a random contact. That sounds unlikely right? I mean you pay upwards of $200 for a smart phone, and next to making phone calls, sending SMS text messages is probably the most used feature of the phone. But it’s true, and if you don’t believe me just type “android SMS wrong contact” into Google’s search engine and see how many hits you get. It’s astounding. It’s happening. And Google seems to be ignoring it altogether. The first time I responded to a text message from recipient A, and it went to recipient B, I just wrote it off to user error. I was in a hurry. I fat fingered it. Who knows, right? In time though I’ve begun to qualify and quantify this serious bug and disaster waiting to happen. The worst part is you don’t even know your text message went to the wrong person until you get a call or new message from someone in your contact list asking “what was that last message all about?” On the sender’s phone, the text message actually shows as sent to the correct recipient, yet I’ve been able to get all three parties with their phones to sit down in one room and verify that in fact the intended recipient did not receive my text, and a random contact did. I will put up with a lot of minor issues for a cool phone, but having my privacy threatened is not one of them. What irks me the most is that owners of these phones, me included, have no recourse. The bug is part of the core operating system, and has been since Android 2.1, (though it seems worse with 2.2). Phone model doesn’t matter. Using a third-party SMS application won’t help. Contact your phone carrier and you will be told to do a factory reset then call the phone manufacturer. Contact the manufacturer and you will be told to do a factory reset then get in touch with your carrier. This is a flaw with Google’s code so how is it they managed to slip out of the support loop altogether? Ah, I think now we have reached the heart of the problem haven’t we? By making it an open source solution, Google isn’t really accountable. Or are they? I guess that depends on you and me. Google has a vested interest in fixing any flaws that are impacting their continued effort for world smart phone dominance. If those of us who have made this platform so successful for them draw a line in the sand perhaps someone at Google will take notice. The issue at hand has been logged in the Google forums for some time now. Sadly, it’s rated as only having a priority of “medium” and I’ve yet to see anyone from Google comment on the current state. I would urge any of you who have Android phones to log into the Google forum and star the issue. The link is here: In the mean time, I’m going to continue evaluating some of the new Windows phone offerings. Just in case Google decides new UI bounce effects on widgets are more important than where my SMS text messages end up.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Vampyre sex

My sexy little UTR "roommate" has modeled as a sexy undead vampire -- cosplay in our future? She's a big fan of vampyre TV, as am I. She looks remarkably like her hero BTVS.

But this time another vampire sucked her blood.

A LOT of blood

She's a trooper tho, still loved getting a big boner while making another preggie porn video (her idea).

Starting to get her trained how to lose control doggiestyle.

Too bad she stole my #1 magic bullet vibrator, and forgot to bring it with us to the hospital. And I forgot to bring my new bullet vibrator (with AAA super action!). Massive blood loss, nearly passing out from needle sticks in a racetracked arm, and a new diagnosis of diabetes. So no joy -- for neither of us, despite our best efforts (see porno below).

Dark Shadows on the horizon

On the downside (or upside?) she moved out last weekend. On the upside (or downside?) she still has my key and vibrator, I still have her food, and we made another porn video today. She should move into her own apartment next week, according to the Government.

A ho goes to the highest bidder. It’s the American way. Freedom, baby! I was always her third choice as backup for the backup, after her rich sucker she was fucking and living with kicked her out last week. "His ex was moving back in," was the excuse I got. Now she's back with her wannabe sugardaddy (who's in love with another hooker who won't have sex with him!), for a week or so, trying to get him to get her car fixed, after it was sabotaged by a previous sex-crazed sugardaddy. Queen Of The Night drama!

This was a week after she was kicked out of her white trash dream trailer park where she lived with a beerbelly wannabe-customer parked next door to her deadbeat babydaddy pimp, er, BF.

Where's Jerry Springer when you need him? (at a hohouse of course)

All this moving and freaking is in preparation for her getting her very own house of ill repute. Everyone is helping her do this, in their own way.

Or sabotaging as best they can.

"Purse first, ass last" is the motto of pimpin', the very foundation on which pimpin' is built. What separates a pimp from a trick is that a pimp completely flips the game. A trick pays a ho for the pussy, but a ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself. Violating this first law will guarantee a pimp a career of troubles and stress. If a woman can try you before she buy you, then, as B.B. King says, "The thrill is gone."
-Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

There’s a lot of money at stake, for everybody involved. I got her sugarbaby contract signed, to aid her great escape. How that escape will affect our business relationship, I’ll wait and see.

A big part of the No Joy problem was/is that she is two-timin her rich sugardaddy, with me. He's trying to buy her exclusivity (or scam her), after his last doper sugarbaby scammed him for $1000s without even giving him more exclusive sex. Perhaps he’s wiser now? Her OBs and other errands lasted 8 hours, and she had a curfew, apparently, to get back to him before his midnight shift. Of course I was charged the full rate, despite my full day at her peck and call (just like a marriage, or ex-marriage, but far cheaper).

Then there's the doper BF pimp in the trailer park who says he loves her and kisses her before and after many of our "cosmotology/modeling" dates, which is her #1 choice of home (that she loves getting away from to go fuck as many sober employed men as possible).

I even get to hear her tell him "I love you" before she bangs the brains out of my little-big head (oversized in our porn videos, explaining why I get so many giggles and thank yous from the girls).

The thing is, she was a hottie little semi-rich girl before the trailer park trash got hold of her. Her MILF momho drives a new Vette. "The reason my daddy is a dick is his wife. We used to be really close." Not so much daddy issues as wifey issues. My mission impossible, should I choose to accept it, is to return her to her former modeling glory, before it's too late for her and the baby (beware the pedopimps!!!). Operation Save A Ho Fuck A Pimp. Nothing I can do about the needle marks except use photoshop. The hospital was a little shocked trying to suck her blood.

Then again, he's not the only one livin in a trailer with a criminal record (one of my several current domiciles). She discovered the latter today while doing other things she/we shouldn't have been doing. So I've been arrested slightly more times than her. Bad boy points SCORE. Trying extremely hard to prevent more badboy points, however. Been there done that. Got the photos to prove it.

But I don't want to piss off the pimp, again and again. That might not end well for somebody.


The facts of an undead life

So here I am fucking a 21-year-young nude model stripper UTR escort porn star, 30 years my junior. Shoot, I was married before she was born! She explained, "My (sugarbaby MILF) mom called the cops when she found out I was stripping. I was on stage when they came in the door. Since I was 18 there was nothing they could do. It was really embarrasing. I was the baby of the club so they were understanding." What does her dad think about all this? "Dad doesn't know what I do now." I replied, "How could he not notice? If you were my daughter, I don't think I'd have a problem with you modeling, stripping or escorting. That’s your lifestyle and career choice. A lot of the professionals I’ve met are more fun to be with and more honest than the average girl. As for drugs, moderation is the key to everything. Split the pills to avoid OD at your bodyweight." Her BF pimp is using the drugs as mind-control, the 49th rule for pimpin. If a pimp's drugs don't work, there's always strangulation sex, which she says he is fond of. Rehab never works without the Vitamin Cure, which of course is censored by all rehabs and jails for profit purposes (even too much of a good thing can kill you in an alien sex drug cult from outer space).

But sometimes you just gotta say WTF. Daughter/sister, whatever it takes.

Her new stolen vibrator will come in handy for phone sex, on those scary lonely nights she calls me while her sugardaddy is at work.... Anxiety Disorder can come in handy after all!

Yes, gentle readers, my ho is a very Bad Girl! A playa who claims she's her own pimp. I respect dat. So do 39-million other people:

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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Best blonde stripper story

"I started stripping when I turned 18. Me and my girlfriend went to a sex toy shop, but it turned out being a strip club. The manager didn't let us leave until we agreed to start working."

While my ATF hooker is locked away in rehab, I email a new UTR escort -- 25 years old, introduce myself.

She promptly texts me 4 nude photos of her smokin hot body and perfect tits. So that's why kids today love cellphones.

We set a date and time. She will text me location when the time is close. Typical drill.

She gets a little antsy when I don't immediately respond to a couple of texts, worried I might be another flake, due to her slightly elevated retail pricing, and having to reset the time to get her kids to school.

But I hang in there and make it to the rondeveus on time.

Knock knock.

A tall tight blonde opens the door, wearing only a small white towel. She invites me inside.

She demands a cop check.

I smile and strip nude, walk to her and kiss her on the lips. She returns a DFK and grabs my shaved semihard cock. I like these cop checks!

I remove her towel and enjoy her hard dancer's body. Natural D-cup antigravity tits like a 16-year-old. C-section scar not a problem.

We climb on the bed and exchange massages. I've never had a woman object to a good massage. I've never objected to a good tramp stamp.

We talk and get to know each other a little bit as I rub her back and legs. She's a former stripper and nude model. SCORE!

"I never got turned on as a stripper, though some outcall bachelor parties turned out fun. Stripping is long hours, escorting is fast cash. Too many injuries from dancing. I started stripping when I turned 18. Me and my girlfriend went to a sex toy shop, but it turned out being a strip club. The manager didn't let us leave until we agreed to start working." HA

She's a perfect stripper with those big firm drugs, stone cold sober, sharp as a tack.

She gives me the flip, and attacks with a BBBJ. Love it when that happens!

Time for a good fucking. Mish and more DFKing. She's very athletic and energetic. I like that in a woman during sex.

She rolls over and assumes the position. I fuck her slowly while continuing my massage of her back, ass and legs. "I can only cum doggie," she explains. Hammer time. She has quite the loud orgasm. Very nice.

"That's the biggest I've ever had, girth wise," she said. No exaggeration -- her condom didn't fit, 3 sizes too small, quite painful!

We say goodbye with a smile on my face.

A month later and she's "moved on to her next adventure," and out of the UTR game. There's plenty more where she came from...