Monday, May 27, 2013

Little John

Teacher asks the kids in a 4th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Little Johnny says: "I want to be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with little Johnny's comments, decides not to give importance to what he said and continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be Johnny's bitch!"