Friday, January 20, 2012

Stoned stripper crashes iParty

Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless at Apple Store

What's the only thing more exciting than a new Core i7 MacBook Air at your local Apple Store? No, not the Genius Bar helping you out with a cracked iPhone screen—a ranting, pot-smoking lunatic crashing a Q&A. Naked.

Star actor in USA's White Collar, Matt Bomer (above, displeased, repulsed), decided to stop by the SoHo Apple Store for a casual Q&A with his fans. Simple, right? Kiss a few iMacs, sign some iPad sleeves, smile for the camera, answer questions about White Collar, such as "Matt, what's the best part about being an actor?," and "Matt, why are you at the Apple Store to begin with?" But no—this wouldn't be any ordinary Q&A for Mr. Bomer. A crazed pothead with an agenda stormed the stage. Here's an account of the harrowing boob flash, relayed by a shellshocked Apple Store patron and Tumblr enthusiast:

Went to go see Matt Bomer at the Soho Apple store - he's promoting the second part of the third season of White Collar, premiering tomorrow.

Cristen and I sat in the back on the side. This older blonde woman with a drawn on mustache sat next to Cristen, and she REEKED of marijuana.

Midway through the thing, she TAKES OFF HER TOP, stands on a chair, completely topless, and starts screaming about how she is the naked paparazzo and how we should all go visit her website and see her drag queen friends perform blahblahblah.

Cristen was hiding in my lap because this lady was right next to her, and Matt Bomer had this insanely giddy grin on his face and is squealing THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER!!!!!!!!

He also proceeded to bring it up at every chance he possibly could throughout the rest of the night.


NSFW: Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless at Apple Store

No word on what happened to this deranged computer user, whether she purchased an iTunes card before being escorted out of the store (we assume?), or whether she brought with her any iPad 3 rumors.

But still! Drag queens. Intel processors. Naked paparazzo? Matt Bomer. There are no nouns missing from this experience—and I can only hope it's not confined to ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS. Check out your next local iPhoto workshop for a chance to learn, and maybe see a naked woman. [Thanks, Rudey]

Update: It has been brought to our attention that the man depicted above is not, in fact, Matt Bomer, but some other rightfully repulsed dude.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Free hookers for Ron Paul voters

Pimps and hookers for Ron Paul

Pimpin for Ron Paul

"In essence, if I leave it to the states, it's going to be up to the states. Up until this past century, you know for 100 years, they [prostitution, gay marriage, drugs, raw milk] were legal. What you're inferring is 'You know what? If we legalize heroin tomorrow, everybody is going to use heroin.' How many people here would use heroin if it was legal? I bet nobody would."
-Congressman Ron "I've Seen More Pussy Than JFK" Paul, MD OBGYN who delivered 4,000 babies, Republican Party candidate for president of the United States in 2012, Libertarian Party nominee for president in 1988

On the eve of the Iowa caucuses, Rep. Ron Paul just scored a big endorsement. “After polling all the girls,” says brothel owner and star of HBO’s Cathouse, Dennis Hof, The Moonlite Bunny Ranch has endorsed Ron Paul for president.

(The above picture was actually taken when the group endorsed Paul four years ago, but the 2012 endorsement is new.)

Though the group backed Paul four years ago, it was not a forgone conclusion they would endorse him again. “We thought real closely about supporting [Newt] Gingrich — because he’s a cheater — and we like cheaters,” said Hof.

Ultimately, though, they worried he might cheat on them.

And so, Hof organized a meeting of over 500 girls. “A lot of them supported Obama last time,” he said. But because he signed a bill allowing for human consumption of wild horses … the girls (who — after all — live on a ranch) don’t want any part of Obama.”

All politics is local, and unlike other states, Nevada (the “BunnyRanch is just outside of Carson City) allows its counties to license brothels. This is a point that surely impacted Hof’s decision to back Paul: “We decided to go with the guy that’s more about state’s rights — and that’s Ron Paul,” he said.

While most endorsements only benefit the candidate, Hof tells me this one comes with a special deal. During the month of January, he said, the ranch is offering two bunnies for the price of one. All you have to do is come in and say: “I”m pimping for Paul.”

Ron Paul won the Iowa caucus with 7 delegates.

The Worst Part of Legalized Prostitution

The Mustang Ranch brothel was owned, operated and pimped by the president of the United States Sir George HW Bush Knight of the British Empire who has a long personal history of sex slavery as does the current US government

The worst part of legalized prostitution is the government and corporations FORCING women (and men?) to become prostitutes and sex slaves...which is something governments have a lot of experience with. Ask Jeff Gannon.

Pimps and hookers agree, if you want legalized prostitution without government interference, and elimination of the federal income tax, vote for Ron Paul for president.

'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits'

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services'' at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.

Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.

She received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her "profile'' and that she should ring them. Only on doing so did the woman, who has not been identified for legal reasons, realise that she was calling a brothel.

Under Germany's welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Last month German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million, taking the number out of work to its highest since reunification in 1990.

The government had considered making brothels an exception on moral grounds, but decided that it would be too difficult to distinguish them from bars. As a result, job centres must treat employers looking for a prostitute in the same way as those looking for a dental nurse.

When the waitress looked into suing the job centre, she found out that it had not broken the law. Job centres that refuse to penalise people who turn down a job by cutting their benefits face legal action from the potential employer.

"There is now nothing in the law to stop women from being sent into the sex industry," said Merchthild Garweg, a lawyer from Hamburg who specialises in such cases. "The new regulations say that working in the sex industry is not immoral any more, and so jobs cannot be turned down without a risk to benefits."

Miss Garweg said that women who had worked in call centres had been offered jobs on telephone sex lines. At one job centre in the city of Gotha, a 23-year-old woman was told that she had to attend an interview as a "nude model", and should report back on the meeting. Employers in the sex industry can also advertise in job centres, a move that came into force this month. A job centre that refuses to accept the advertisement can be sued.

Tatiana Ulyanova, who owns a brothel in central Berlin, has been searching the online database of her local job centre for recruits.

"Why shouldn't I look for employees through the job centre when I pay my taxes just like anybody else?" said Miss Ulyanova.

Ulrich Kueperkoch wanted to open a brothel in Goerlitz, in former East Germany, but his local job centre withdrew his advertisement for 12 prostitutes, saying it would be impossible to find them.

Mr Kueperkoch said that he was confident of demand for a brothel in the area and planned to take a claim for compensation to the highest court. Prostitution was legalised in Germany in 2002 because the government believed that this would help to combat trafficking in women and cut links to organised crime.

Miss Garweg believes that pressure on job centres to meet employment targets will soon result in them using their powers to cut the benefits of women who refuse jobs providing sexual services.

"They are already prepared to push women into jobs related to sexual services, but which don't count as prostitution,'' she said.

"Now that prostitution is no longer considered by the law to be immoral, there is really nothing but the goodwill of the job centres to stop them from pushing women into jobs they don't want to do."

The new Mustang Ranch is back in business, this time without government pimps